internet marketing is pretty fun
9 Apr
I have heard that people made their entire income from direct linking arbitrage to Amazon using the Associates (affiliate) program. I will probably always regret not tossing the dice and just trying it. For those of you who don’t know what this is (was), here is a brief example (from something I myself did in real life):
1) Find a search term that leads to a good assortment of products on Amazon. The timelier the better, so there won’t be any competition. The last time I did this (yes, its been a while) was when the movie Borat came out. It was a huge hit. I saw it coming because I was a longtime fan of Da Ali G show on HBO. Hmmmm… that got me to thinking. A quick search confirmed that Amazon had all of his shows available on DVD.
2) Search Google and see if there is an ad pointing to Amazon.com. You don’t have to give up if there is, but it might make the clicks more expensive (Google will only show one ad from each root domain, so you’ll be bidding against other direct affiliate marketers doing the same thing to be on top).
3) Setup an Adwords account. OK, if you are reading this blog and don’t already have your own Adwords account, that’s a little weird. Its easy, just do it. Write a spectacular ad (in the little space you have to do so) that will attract attention from lower position banking on the strength of the Amazon brand name that you get to use as your display URL. Choose appropriate keywords for the products on the landing page you picked (Ali G season 3, etc).
4) Watch what comes in versus what goes out and adjust your bids to maximize profit. As long as you picked a good product, and wrote a good ad, the traffic will convert at a predictable rate.
Voila! That’s it. Or, at least it was until Amazon pulled the plug. Now, you’ll have to find a different way to position yourself as a useless middleman for a few cents profit here and there.
Good thing is there are ways. There will always be ways.
9 Dec
With things going the way they are, America needs a strong drink.
As if to respond to grim economic conditions, Google has eased their editorial restrictions once again, this time deciding to allow ads for hard liquor. Earlier this fall, Google decided that America needed a “light” drink, and decided to permit advertisers pawning beer, wine and champagne. That was fine then, but that was before we were officially in this recession.
If things get any tougher, you might expect that Google will once again loosen editorial rules to add extra revenue. So, what’s next? Gambling? Heroin?
16 Oct
Two things caught my eye in the news today:
1) Yahoo is reporting that man has eaten a 15 pound hamburger:
A related search turned up some interesting facts. A regular 100 gram hamburger patty has 259 calories and 16.3 grams of fat. Now, I’m no math expert, but it seems to me that 15 pounds of the stuff contains roughly 17,612 calories and 1,108 grams of fat. That’s more than a large movie theater popcorn.
2) Google has launched a new WYSIWYG Display Ad Builder:
Yes, this is far more on topic for this blog. But, come on, that hamburger was pretty impressive, wasn’t it?
The new Display Ad Builder comes at an interesting time when the perceived value of online display inventory is on a huge upswing. Typically a branding move with expected low rates of directly resulting conversions, banner ads are nevertheless coming back into vogue.
In my opinion, this is only further evidence of the declining value of vanity websites for commerce. Let’s face it, most internet users are past falling for a fancy web design, a flashy animation, or a sparkling logo. They want information. For small businesses in particular, the more concise that information is displayed the better. Look at Google/Yahoo to see that this is true. Up to 50% of a search results page for most every local business search is occupied by local business ads. That’s because this is primo inventory. It gets clicked (makes the search engines money) and converts (makes the advertiser money, too). That’s partially because it is so local in nature, and specific to the search query. But, it is also because the resulting pages are well formatted for conversion— prominently featuring the phone number, email address, etc. Vanity websites typically aren’t so well formatted for conversion, that’s for sure.
So, with less emphasis being put on developing fancy websites, more budget is becoming available for other marketing. There are only so many explicit searches happening for “Seattle Electrician”, but there are literally thousands of contextually relevant sites where a banner ad might display to get some extra eyes on your business. It may not convert all that well, but it may have long term benefits including driving up your CTR and conversion rates from other media.
And, don’t forget, Google has long been looking for ways to better utilize all of this available inventory. Content match has had a terrible reputation— mostly because advertisers failed to understand the idea of it being “CPC-priced CPM inventory” rather than more typical click-to-conversion trackable traffic.
So, what do you think? Would you use it? Google’s betting on it and will do everything in their power to help you get around any roadblocks preventing you from trying. Too cheap to pay a graphic designer? Try the banner builder. I did, and it is pretty cool.
7 Jul
This morning, while catching up on reading everything I missed over the 4th of July weekend, I happened upon an interesting story about gas prices across the country. A site (certainly appearing to be a MFA (’made for Adsense’) appeared on Digg because it had mapped gas prices by US county, and put up a cool heatmap illustrating the range of prices:

This got me to thinking. It did strike me that this map seemed remarkably similar (swapping red with blue) to another color map we have all seen (over and over again) this election season. You know the one, red states and blue states:

On first glance, this looks like grounds for a conspiracy theory. Blue states, on average, have higher gas prices. But, there is sure to be a lot more to it. Blue states are: typically higher in population density, have more of the country’s larger cities, might impose larger taxes on gas stations, and are generally located on the coasts and not in the center of the country. These are all factors that could account for the prevalence of red and orange on the gas-prices heatmap in so many of the “blue” states. There are certainly a few things that don’t make any sense at all— Illinois (blue) is Orange on the heatmap, while neighboring states like Indiana (red) is Yellow, and Missouri (red) is Green.
Take that for what you will. I’m going to leave it to the political blogs (for either party) to argue if there’s an issue there or not. That’s not what we’re here for, we’re here to discuss internet marketing.
So, I decided to see if there were any noticeable similarities in the price of clicks for keywords associated with “gas prices”. I loaded Google’s Traffic Estimator with the same geoqualified keywords (gas prices, gas stations, etc) for each of the 50 states and District of Columbia. I analyzed the results in Excel, and found some interesting things.
I assigned estimated CPCs of $0.00-$0.25 a score of 1 (for low), CPCs of $0.25-$0.50 a score of 2, CPCs of $0.50-$1.00 a score of 3, and CPCs over $1.00 a score of 4. That gave me the opportunity to make my very own fancy map (thanks to tamu.edu for the utility), a heatmap of Gas Prices CPCs in Google. There were some surprises, like the high competition in Georgia and Texas:

Then, I gave Gas Prices from the heatmap similar scores: Green got a 1, Yellow got a 2, Orange a 3, and Red got a score of 4.
Lastly, I averaged the scores for Blue states and Red states to see if there were any noticeable trends:
| Politics | # of States | Avg of CPC score | Avg of Gas Price Score |
| Blue | 20 | 2.75 | 2.21 |
| Red | 31 | 2.65 | 2.10 |
| Totals | 51 | 2.69 | 2.14 |
In conclusion, it appears that there isn’t much ground for a conspiracy theory, afterall. Both the average CPC scores and average Gas Price scores that I calculated seem pretty consistent when viewed in aggregate. There are aberrations, but they don’t favor either the red states or blue states, and virtually cancel each other out when viewed in total.
So, I guess in the end we are all in it together. We’ve got high gas prices, and internet marketers in both red states and blue states are paying for the increased competition they create.
17 Jun
For anyone that doesn’t live under a rock, buildup to November’s presidential election has reached a fever pitch in all media. Television commercials, whole-page ads in newspapers and magazines, as well as incessant news coverage (yes, I’m lumping that in with other commercial media) are impossible to avoid or ignore.
This year, the most successful candidates are finally near fully embracing (although, perhaps still not fully understanding) the internet as a truly leveragable media outlet. Of course, the internet has played a growing role in the past few presidential elections. Here are some internet memories of elections past:

So, what are the candidates doing online to promote themselves so far this time around? Here are a few of the biggest candidate internet marketing pushes of 2008 (so far):
So, now the primary season is finally over and we have our major-party candidates. What will the internet change this time through? Hopefully, a lot. I expect to see much more as the national election season gets underway.
Don’t think that the internet will be a big factor in this year’s contest? Barack Obama sure does, his campaign is hiring internet marketing professionals.